Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Self Love with The Taffeta Darling Mork and Mindy XXX (NSFW)

Ahoy-hoy internets! Today I offer another round of the month long segment "Self Love w/The Taffeta Darling". This time I offer up intergalactic revelations from the Mork and Mindy XXX porn parody.



Dream Zone Entertainment Presents Mork and Mindy XXX
Starring Evan Stone as Mork "the man with the pay powerful appendage in the galaxy"
Chanel Preston as Mindy the good girl with a wild side
Seth Gamble -Tony/Shorty 
Kagney Lynn Carter as head alien villain woman (?)
Directed by lizzy Borden

As I always do with these reviews, I went into this title with an open mind and low expectation, but I can honestly say that this adult parody was one of the better ones I have seen. It had it all: The man from Ork, villainous space women, incredible gymnastics( and I mean FLEXIBLE AND INCREDIBLE), and an unexpected crossover appearance by the only man to have a stronger appendage than Mork's. Aaayyyyyyyy.


With the trend of geek culture and increasing sales of porn parodies, it appears that the actors aren't the only ones growing. These production companies try hard to keep the viewers not only enticed, but entertained. Mork and Mindy XXX is filled with humor and although Evan Stone's obnoxious attempt to give us a Robin Williams impression is far from appreciated or flattering, there are little sparks throughout the porn that pay decent homage. 



The intro is really well done- probably some of the highest production of the movie. Almost 2 mins of a classic 80s comedy intro with adult references (one cast member getting a blow job, the other playing with a giant runner dildo)

The whole scenario/ plot for this movie is that Mork has been sent to Earth on a sexual discovery mission to learn about sexual customs. Apparently earth women have only one pussy, and are quite fascinating to the galaxy for missing a bit. So it's up to Mork to lead the quest for any other holes. Right away I'm thinking this is going to be a hard core anal fest..which doesn't turn me away but already it feels predictable within the first 2.32 mins. I like a porn that takes a bit to build up to whatever plot there is. Definitely no mystery here. I got to give it to these women...they really push themselves, but the constant choking sounds of "gurh gurh gurh gurh gurh"  eventually did get on my nerves. 
Mork eventually does meet up with Mindy, and a foursome of Alien spacewomen who want to learn all the sexual secrets for themselves by sucking the brains of Mork.  More humor and sex ensues. What I really noticed about this film thigh is how much these adult actors are really enjoying themselves. There is so much ridiculousness to this film that one can only imagine the out takes. One of the more remarkable moments was when one of the alien women decided to give herself some love using her right foot. (up the vag!) 
 These actors all clearly love what they do and it shows a lot. Evan does all he can to remain in character while doing s work, and he smiles and laughs while doing so. The satisfaction and pride he takes can especially be seen from shot to shot while he has his tongue up various girl's assholes. The banter and dirty talk between all the actors remain in continuity and lighthearted. 
I'm not saying it's a fucking masterpiece, but it could easily be kin to a Porky's or an Animal House movie. There are loads of sexual innuendos with canned laughter and fake applause. The transitions ar pretty smooth that I almost forget I'm watching a porn. By the time Mork and Mindy finally get it on, you've seen just about every position and orifice used, that there aren't many surprises left for them to give, but the moment still has it's own special place in cult classic pop culture porn parodies.  - Taffeta Darling 

3.25 Orks out of Porks